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White People Like Being First

Well, or at least second. Dawn was first to me. Remember less than a month ago when I linked to Stuff White People Like and told you it was funny? It had like 28,000 hits then. Today it has over 5 million. It's being talked about on NPR and in the LA Times (both interesting pieces by the way).

The commentors are often duking it out with each other. Some people are really pissed and calling "racism." Others insist the blogger is Asian and insulting white people. I think it's poking fun at a culture that really insists it's not a culture. And yes, the comments are right, that not every white person fits this stereotype. As my sister said after reading it "You're white, but I am merely beige." She listens to country music and doesn't care about politics. She is the other kind of white person. Not the latte-drinking, left leaning ilk that the blog is talking about. But kids, this is comedy. This is no different than what Lenny Bruce, Jeff Foxworthy, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock or a whole host of other comics have been doing for years when talking about "groups" they identify with.

The week or so after I linked there were so few comments that I could find a few people I knew. My link had the blogger coming over 10 or 15 times to check if there were comments. There was one bloglines subscriber; me. Today there are 640. Keep in mind this was a month ago.

In the true tradition of a white person, I'm going to tell you it was funnier before anyone knew about it. Because like indie music and films, the good stuff is obscure, not mainstream.

P.S. And today's post about Multilinguistic Children? Spot on, except for the French part. Everyone I know wants their kid to speak Spanish so they can easier get a job in a non-profit. However, Chinese comes second so the kid can get a job in international business and support their parents in old age. Because we worked at non-profits and are broke in retirement.

Big Meeting

You know I raise cabbage/denero/moola for a living, right? Well today I have a meeting where I am asking for a whole truckload of cabbage. The most cabbage we've ever asked for. It's a good cause and we need the cabbage. Send good thoughts about cabbage. Or sauerkraut. Or coleslaw. Or purple cabbage. We'll take it any way it comes.

Cable News

We're channel surfing, listening to debate reactions. We stop on Bill O'Reilly for about 40 seconds. Rory walks into the room.

"Is this Comedy Central? Who is doing this skit?"

She was shocked to find out it was not only real, but popular.

Oscars

So we are an hour in to it. Ants in the pantry (AGAIN!) stopped me from posting sooner. Damn vermin.

Quick observations-

I miss Billy Crystal's openings.

I enjoyed the montage of winners. Dead actors make me tear up like the heartiest of onions.

Wahoo! La Vie En Rose wins!

Mallory's observation when they show Johnny Depp "He is pretty cute for an old guy."

Katherine Heigel looked lovely.

The neckline of Cate Blanchett's dress was really unattractive. Though she is lovely. Doesn't it seem like she has been pregnant forever?

*****

Mallory: "How much older is Micheal Douglas than Catherine Zeta Jones?"

Me: "Like 30 years."

Lin: "Is she a gold digger?"

*****

Who doesn't love Phillip Seymour Hoffman? He is one those actors who seems to be able to do everything.

Mallory translated Javier Bardiem for the gringos in our house. That would be me. Something about it being for her and his grandparents.

Owen Wilson. The Royal Tennenbaums is one of my favorite films ever. What happened to his nose?

Tilda Swinton wins. Mal proclaims her dress a velvet garbage bag. If you haven't seen The Deep End, see it. Wonderful movie. Goran Visjinic is in it. Very hot.  I read that she is polyamorous. I read it "in the paper" as my grandmother would say. Though that was short hand for The Enquirer. I likely read it on some British gossip site. Since it was British, I have more class.

Mallory says Owen Wilson's nose has always looked that way. Hmm.

Miley Cyrus. The 10-year-old is squealing. I've always loved Kristen Chenowith. Wonderful in Wicked. Not that I would know other than hearing "Popular."

Isn't this early for lead actress? YAY!! Marion Cotillard!! She was fabulous!

Once was a great movie, though we had to turn on closed captioning to understand the Irish accents. I'm not kidding. I need to get this soundtrack. This deserves best song.

Lin's comment on the retrospective of best pictures, "when does Grease win?"

Nicole Kidman stole the late Jessica Tandy's hairstyle. If I had curly gorgeous red hair, I wouldn't hide it. Why oh why does she try to look like everyone else? Mallory wishes she would straighten her necklace.

Hate. John Travolta's hair. Really.

Yes!!!! Falling Slowly! Let her talk damn it! I love the genuine enthusiasm.

Super classy Jon Stewart bringing Marqueta (sp?) back out. Very, very nice.

Cameron Diaz's dress is beautiful.

Damn it. Diablo Cody.

Helen Miren is gorgeous. Her dress is lovely, and that is unanimous from the Vindauga household. We're rooting for Clooney and Depp. And we're disappointed.

The Coen Brothers!! Whoop whoop!

Gosh an early end!

Virtual toast to Lillian and Songbird who played along at home.

Goodnight!

Ralph Nader Running for President

Is there is a liberal or democrat who is still willing to vote for this man knowing that he helped Bush get in 2000? I just don't see how he adds anything. Frankly most liberals I know are too pissed off at him to even listen to anything he has to say. He doesn't further the discussion of the issues that the candidates aren't talking about (as he claims) because his voice falls on deaf ears.

To me this is nothing more than a blip in this election. Ron Paul will make a bigger impact as an outsider candidate. I think Nader's announcement will be greeted with a shoulder shrug and a yawn.

What do you think?